Why did I not do this when I was a waitress?

wellthatsadorable:

FNBN Nature Photography: For Nature, By Nature

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sophisticatedlion:

Motherfucking Futurama.  Bullseye every time.

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caligirliniowa:

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

mary had a little lamb.. 

lady gaga… hahahahaha

arthur-christmas-claus:

meowdk:

Over forty years later:

WOAH!

((I will never not reblog this.))

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I think my professor just likes that he can swear in class since he’s talking about a play. I don’t know how many times he has said That Fucking Bird or That Motherfucker with the Hat.